Thursday, 24 November 2011



So tired

But sleep is, alas, not my friend xD

I don't remember the last time I slept for more than 4 hours...I should probably see someone about that :/

Either way... I am eagerly awaiting this video Markus claims he wishes to upload. It sounds thrilling xD

Oh well...No use for Doom and Gloom

Monday, 14 November 2011

Fucking Global Warming and the sun being a cock and stuff.

This is the weirdest beginning to winter we have had for some time. sporadic bursts of great downpour between moments of bright and glowing sunshine... and it was getting dark by the time I left class to go home (about 3.30)

this is madness I tell you. Utter madness.

And no, this is not Sparta. that meme is raped and tired.

Now I shall flee and read homestuck and play minecraft and maybe watch Tron Legacy if I can stay awake.


Sunday, 30 October 2011

Happy Halloween

The clock has just ticked over to that joyous day...barrier between the living and the dead being at its thinnest and all that shit.

Recently I have begun feeling increasingly down. Things just dont seem to go right any more. My homework has been falling behind, my grades are presumably falling and frankly I cant cope with it all anymore.

I dont feel comfortable going outside as much as I used to...when I do I continue to put on the happy expression and cheery manner...but I just dont feel alive any more.

I have more friends then I expected to, however...and that I am grateful for... I even got invited to a party ( Picture of my in a dress included)

But I left feeling worthless, dead inside. I was left with my drink in a corner while all my friends got together/sought alchohol/descended upon food.


Life goes on I suppose

Thursday, 29 September 2011

So damn tired...

Not been sleeping well lately...

And why could I not see anything in the graveyard when if you look at the footage you can just see him in the beam of light.

He must have been about ten metres away or something? That damn camera shrinks everything

Uuurgh...shit is shit.

Monday, 26 September 2011


porcelain dolls

I see... you "Don't trust me anymore"

I would be so devestated if you were not such a dickhead.

And lets face are so. very. fragile.

I give you a month before you come running back for me again. Arsehole.

I don't particularly give a shit about you right now. Bigger fish to fry.

But I know you will never stop giving away all your fucks. And I like that, to be honest. You are compliant... submissive. Easy to wonder you went fucking nuts.

But go ahead and try to be independent and "fly solo"

lets watch you burn :D

Sunday, 25 September 2011

As much as I love a good graveyard...

Markus wants me to go with him tonight. Fucking hell... There goes my night of gaming :/

Friday, 23 September 2011


Well I was going to write a rather thrilling chronology of todays events.

But, upon viewing my blog, I wish to scream and rage a bit.


I am so fucking pissed off here. Am I a target too then?


Sunday, 11 September 2011

Saturday, 10 September 2011


I cant do this.
I cant cope many more times will it fall apart?

It burned it all...and then left.

And now markus...markus, markus always fucking markus.

It is all his fault it is back. The same fucking thing that ripped my life to shreds.

All by a word... A fucking word that I happened to fucking stumble across

Friday, 9 September 2011

Oh fuck

So...I got bored and decided to check out the ol' twitter...

Dear Fuck :/

What he is refering to? I have no idea.

Can I contact him? No.

He will not pick up his fucking phone...Which is strange because normally he is grateful to have a fucking call in the first place.

I need to burn something D:

Wednesday, 31 August 2011

General updation

Is updation a word? It should be. I like that word a lot.

Oi, Oxford? Put that in your dictionary!

Anywho...OT as they say... Things are good. I have an audition for a major BBC program which pilots on christmas day... and my parrot has stopped biting me!

Oh, and we hit 140 subscribers this week. I am fighting back appreciative tears xD

So...Markus just uploaded a little slideshow of pictures from his holiday.

I have THREE NOTES ON THAT MATTER. Not Two, not Four...FIVE IS WAY OUT! (Cookies for those who understand :P)

1: My holiday was vastly more exciting
2:Markus cannot take pictures for shit
and 3: There is a recurring dude in a trenchcoat hovering around.


Well...That is just a theory but... I shall raise the issue with him... There is probably a perfectly rational explanation...I mean...the isle of wight is a small place full of inbreds

Well... My updation is over...CYAZ

Monday, 22 August 2011

Got back home

The holiday was great! I may or may not show you the holiday depends on how grumpy Markus is when I call him xD

I opened the door to my house, walked down the
                                                                                    And read some more House of Leaves...
                                                                                       Which is currently my favourite book...
                                                             Picture that.In your dreams

Friday, 12 August 2011


Great fun, can't stay long.

I am reading comments... I fucking love iron maiden xD

I am a bit pissed off about logger being in Portuguese here >:(

Despite my face being savaged by Mosquitos I am fucking loving it here and all dat shit.

Seeya later :D

Saturday, 6 August 2011


Just got back from 'Maiden

It rocked...I had a video I was mnt to post today but who gives a flying fuck?

Oh...and Markus is on holiday and shit

Friday, 5 August 2011

Tired and wearing drag

That's right. I am in make-up. In fact I am Britain's prettiest little girl.

What a night...The performance went really well...and now I want to watch the Blair Witch for the first time and then prepare for IRON MAIDENZ

Thursday, 4 August 2011

Raindrops and Roses...

This week I have been partaking in several activities... Such as watching movies until dawn with friends, long walks, shifting my Xbox throughout the house multiple time and a special summer course with my drama school...

But by GOD I am exhausted...and I really do not want to perform tomorrow D: D: D: D:

Ugh...Well just think of seeing Iron Maiden on Saturday xD

Tuesday, 26 July 2011

Interesting day

Markus and I went on an iterestig excursion today...

We went off to the mostly abandoned Milford Hospital.

I think the video to come will explain it best :\

Sunday, 24 July 2011

My solo debut :D

Enjoy :)


I have not blogged for a week D:

But...Well you know what I am going to comment on... markus's channel.

I am pretty sure markus is not aware of that video. I have a feeling it was for him rather than by him. I decoded the name and description. I cannot exactly remember what but it was something like "time" and "Begin" or something... MA MEMOREH IS BROKE MUMMY D:

I have not questioned markus on it yet but...He sent me a text with the pass for the youtube channel and a note saying "feel free to post"

Happiness :D

I will try and film something tonight and upload it before tomorrow night methinks

EDIT: Just told markus about the video...

Sunday, 17 July 2011

Thoughts and speculations

sorry I have not blogged for a while. Not realy had much to commen on...My birthday was yesterday...I got an ipad and am expecting a play station one (win)

Apart from that...all seemed rather hollow... Took a a couple of friends and I met up with my mother. Went to see harry potter which was fairly awesome. Markus would not come. That just made it feel...empty...Maybe even gave me a feelin of guilt.

Apparently he is going off on holiday... Maybe that will renew his parents relationship and calm him down etc... If my theory is correct then maybe this will help.

I think that maybe what triggered ol' slendy to come back to him after those few years was the stress. Think of it in the context of the poltergiest phenomina. In many cases such entities present themselves in periods of high emotion; Stress, anger, sadness.

just more thoughts...and it wont help but...

You can never know.

On another you may have gathered I do follow "The Mythos" (Can I call it that any more? Yes...a lot of it may be fictional but such a title implies that it is all merely a makes my head hurt) and I have also been keeping tabs on that whole "Seven Trials of HABIT" stuff... I have successfully downloaded the level and... interesting shit...

I am yet to use that password to download the other files content... Any one know what it contains?

Oh...and I filmed a bit of one of my walks...I may put it up here :)

Monday, 11 July 2011



Saturday, 9 July 2011

Anyone seen the case study?

I can't look at it without my laptop ( SADFACE, I HATE MY GRANDMOTHERS LAPTOP)

So...Anyone got any news on it?

Friday, 8 July 2011



 I think it said "Do you want this back" or something... I have a sneaking suspicion  it is that Case Study that went missing

*enters conspiracy theorist mode

EDIT: and no...He had not spoken about it to me.

Thursday, 7 July 2011

Some more pictures

I <3 the river path home xD

Same river as the one I gave you last time...different spot! :D

In other news...Rain sucks (these were taken a few days ago) and Markus has been too engrossed in sorting out that video to talk to me. But we talk now...Which is good... I think that he may open up a lot more too me now.

Hey...I might even be in another video :P

Wednesday, 6 July 2011

It rained yesterday

Recently I have been taking some strolls around... detours home and stuff...

Here is a picture I quite like that I just took yesterday.

I hope Markus is right that the video is "Fixed"

EDIT: I might post some more of my photos from my lone walks :D

Monday, 4 July 2011


I spoke to him earlier... He seemed pretty stressed out.

But after that conversation.... I can understand why.

His younger cousin is gone too. Caitlin I think her name was... Her possessions have turned up too.

I think he links this all with the "Slendershit" going down...And I hate to say it but I think I am too.

10 children missing...Just wiped off the record. Families seem distraught but newspapers seem to be turning a blind eye...

ten fucking children. Not one a single day over nine. I think Caitlin was...What? 6?

I don't quite know how to react...

Oh...And Markus mentioned that the video will be re-uploaded or some shit like dat... For some reason it was broken to the point of only audio staying D:

Sunday, 3 July 2011


Fuck. I don't have much time to write this post (being called away by my grandmother)

Markus just phoned me...

I didn't catch too much...He was rather flustered and shit.

Basically kids are going missing.


I took a quick glance at his twitter and saw those pictures... their clothing was left on the street. And by the sounds of it...They were outside the park (the one with the creepy silent video and my rendezvous with markus)

Fuck...Really got to go...I will post a more detailed account later

Saturday, 2 July 2011

He answered.

I sent him an angry and rage filled email asking him what the fuck is going on.

His response?

To mock me.

Just look at this and tell me if anyone can see any further meaning to it...
"Even the most beautiful rose
Comes to the end of its
Life. We are
Inviligating every move and
Perhaps his
Sight will return. The
Events have begun."

Friday, 1 July 2011

I want answers

I am emailing this "The Veil" creep.

Fuck The Consequences

Monday, 27 June 2011

Feelin’ hot hot hot…

So the weather has made a turn for the bright side…Too hot for me to stay outside for more than 5 minutes :\
Markus is quite recently…But he seems to be ok (I hope)
I am just sitting and waiting for whoever this arsehole is to make a move.
But now I think about it… the distortion… How did it get onto the finished videos?
I need to ask if it was distorted during filming as well…That might help me solve this mystery.
I hope to be making another starring appearance on YouTube, however…I will make sure I am wearing some sort of hat xD
Generally I am well…I can’t find the drive to sleep but the internet cures that (I hope)
I mean…my mother was an insomniac so I doubt it is an issue… Can you inherit insomnia?
Meh…never mind

Writing this blog post on his laptop during a science lesson because he is just that awesome- Kyle

Sunday, 26 June 2011

The swedes are gone

The swedish people I was looking after have left...

I don't know how to feel about that xD The son was a pretty epic guy

I think I should probably get in touch with Markus now.

He seemed deeply pissed with me last time :\

Oh and I have decided Waverly Abbey is a truly beautiful place...If you are in that area check it out xD


Thursday, 23 June 2011

Second Post…Publicity Awaits

Hey! I’m expecting maybe a couple of more readers this time since I am sending out a slight self-plug :P
If you have just come here…Greetings from the void!

Last night…I didn’t sleep too well…I actually drifted off in English earlier and took that opportunity to sleep :\
I was thinking over…All the “Weird shit going down”  where Markus is concerned.
I’m still undecided on if I believe.
I mean…Honestly…What are the chances of an imaginary eldritch being stalking my newfound best friend?
Then again, Markus (as I am fairly sure you are reading this)
I do think someone is fucking with you, to put it bluntly, and I will try my best to find out who it is.

Ugh…This is not exactly coming out as I had planned it to :S

Hopefully I will post again in the near future, however I must play the good host for my Swedish friends who are staying with me for a while!

Hardly Convinced- Kyle

Wednesday, 22 June 2011

Greetings from The Nether (and thoughts on a friend)

Greetings! I am Kyle- Average Joe pessimist, humourous hug lover and proffesional hat wearer!

You may or may not recognise me from such movies as "004steps-clip 6" and- well...That is about it right now folks!

I'm going to presume any readers I gain come from my large fanbase that has spawned since my debut appearance. My premier so to speak :P

And since you all obviously love me because of that...You may probably get the vague idea of what I am like...

And that brings me to Markus.

Markus is an interesting character. All in all I like him... However he has these little... moments that put me off a teensy bit.

Then I saw his vlog.

This is either the most detailed prank pulled on me ever...Or genuine...

I don't know what I want to believe right now.
I mean...I have been into the SlenderMan Mythos for a few months now...but to suggest it is all real?

consider my headaches to be twice as frequent xD

Anyway...I may or may not blog again tomorrow...It all depends

Fare thee well- Kyle