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MY LAPTOP IS BROKEN



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Feelin’ hot hot hot…

So the weather has made a turn for the bright side…Too hot for me to stay outside for more than 5 minutes :\

Markus is quite recently…But he seems to be ok (I hope)

I am just sitting and waiting for whoever this arsehole is to make a move.

But now I think about it… the distortion… How did it get onto the finished videos?

I need to ask if it was distorted during filming as well…That might help me solve this mystery.

I hope to be making another starring appearance on YouTube, however…I will make sure I am wearing some sort of hat xD

Generally I am well…I can’t find the drive to sleep but the internet cures that (I hope)

I mean…my mother was an insomniac so I doubt it is an issue… Can you inherit insomnia?

Meh…never mind

Writing this blog post on his laptop during a science lesson because he is just that awesome- Kyle

The swedes are gone

The swedish people I was looking after have left...

I don't know how to feel about that xD The son was a pretty epic guy

I think I should probably get in touch with Markus now.

He seemed deeply pissed with me last time :\

Oh and I have decided Waverly Abbey is a truly beautiful place...If you are in that area check it out xD


ALSO: I HAVE TWO FOLLOWERS :D D :D :D I AM NO LONGER TALKING TO THIN AIR

Second Post…Publicity Awaits

Hey! I’m expecting maybe a couple of more readers this time since I am sending out a slight self-plug :P

If you have just come here…Greetings from the void!

Last night…I didn’t sleep too well…I actually drifted off in English earlier and took that opportunity to sleep :\

I was thinking over…All the “Weird shit going down”  where Markus is concerned.

I’m still undecided on if I believe.

I mean…Honestly…What are the chances of an imaginary eldritch being stalking my newfound best friend?

Then again, Markus (as I am fairly sure you are reading this)

I do think someone is fucking with you, to put it bluntly, and I will try my best to find out who it is.

Ugh…This is not exactly coming out as I had planned it to :S

Hopefully I will post again in the near future, however I must play the good host for my Swedish friends who are staying with me for a while!

Hardly Convinced- Kyle

Greetings from The Nether (and thoughts on a friend)

Greetings! I am Kyle- Average Joe pessimist, humourous hug lover and proffesional hat wearer!

You may or may not recognise me from such movies as "004steps-clip 6" and- well...That is about it right now folks!

I'm going to presume any readers I gain come from my large fanbase that has spawned since my debut appearance. My premier so to speak :P

And since you all obviously love me because of that...You may probably get the vague idea of what I am like...

And that brings me to Markus.

Markus is an interesting character. All in all I like him... However he has these little... moments that put me off a teensy bit.

Then I saw his vlog.

This is either the most detailed prank pulled on me ever...Or genuine...

I don't know what I want to believe right now.
I mean...I have been into the SlenderMan Mythos for a few months now...but to suggest it is all real?

consider my headaches to be twice as frequent xD

Anyway...I may or may not blog again tomorrow...It all depends

Fare thee well- Kyle